Apr 2, 2008

Today's Spam Salad - 4/2/08

Subject:
FW: Renew your qualification. {from 'Augusta Koenig'}

Body:
"Are you getting turned down time and time again for the job of your dreams because you just don't have the right letters after your name?

Get the prestige that you deserve today!

A prosperous future, money earning power, and the Admiration of all.

1~xxx-555-0000 {no numbers for U, spammer!}
"

I am 'getting turned down time and time again for the job' of my dreams. Yes, it is because I don't have the right letters after my name!

Do you know me!?

Oh, I want that prestige...today!

Let's see...a prosperous future, yes, I want that. Money earning power...is that like a superpower or somethin'? The 'Admiration of all'...wow, that seems like a lot of responsibility.

Maybe I'll pass.

...OR I'll just add THESE letters after my name. Q. Z. F. and T. So, my name would be Delnorbrino McRanky Q.Z.F.T.. Yeah, I like it.


Spammers never wash their hands.

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˙spuɐɥ ɹıǝɥʇ ɥsɐʍ ɹǝʌǝu sɹǝɯɯɐds


˙ʇı ǝʞıl ı 'ɥɐǝʎ ˙˙ʇ˙ɟ˙z˙b ʎʞuɐɹɔɯ ouıɹqɹoulǝp ǝq plnoʍ ǝɯɐu ʎɯ 'os ˙ʇ puɐ ˙ɟ ˙z ˙b ˙ǝɯɐu ʎɯ ɹǝʇɟɐ sɹǝʇʇǝl ǝsǝɥʇ ppɐ ʇsnɾ ll,ı ɹo˙˙˙

˙ssɐd ll,ı ǝqʎɐɯ

˙ʎʇılıqısuodsǝɹ ɟo ʇol ɐ ǝʞıl sɯǝǝs ʇɐɥʇ 'ʍoʍ˙˙˙,llɐ ɟo uoıʇɐɹıɯpɐ, ǝɥʇ ¿,uıɥʇǝɯos ɹo ɹǝʍodɹǝdns ɐ ǝʞıl ʇɐɥʇ sı˙˙˙ɹǝʍod ƃuıuɹɐǝ ʎǝuoɯ ˙ʇɐɥʇ ʇuɐʍ ı 'sǝʎ 'ǝɹnʇnɟ snoɹǝdsoɹd ɐ˙˙˙ǝǝs s,ʇǝl

¡ʎɐpoʇ˙˙˙ǝƃıʇsǝɹd ʇɐɥʇ ʇuɐʍ ı 'ɥo

¿¡ǝɯ ʍouʞ noʎ op

¡ǝɯɐu ʎɯ ɹǝʇɟɐ sɹǝʇʇǝl ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ı ǝsnɐɔǝq sı ʇı 'sǝʎ ˙sɯɐǝɹp ʎɯ ɟo ,qoɾ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ uıɐƃɐ ǝɯıʇ puɐ ǝɯıʇ uʍop pǝuɹnʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ, ɯɐ ı

"{¡ɹǝɯɯɐds 'n ɹoɟ sɹǝqɯnu ou} 0000-555-xxx~1

˙llɐ ɟo uoıʇɐɹıɯpɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ɹǝʍod ƃuıuɹɐǝ ʎǝuoɯ 'ǝɹnʇnɟ snoɹǝdsoɹd ɐ

¡ʎɐpoʇ ǝʌɹǝsǝp noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝƃıʇsǝɹd ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ

¿ǝɯɐu ɹnoʎ ɹǝʇɟɐ sɹǝʇʇǝl ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ʇsnɾ noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq sɯɐǝɹp ɹnoʎ ɟo qoɾ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ uıɐƃɐ ǝɯıʇ puɐ ǝɯıʇ uʍop pǝuɹnʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ noʎ ǝɹɐ
"
:ʎpoq

{,ƃıuǝoʞ ɐʇsnƃnɐ, ɯoɹɟ} ˙uoıʇɐɔıɟılɐnb ɹnoʎ ʍǝuǝɹ :ʍɟ
:ʇɔǝɾqns

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