Jul 10, 2008

Today's Spam Salad - 7/10/08

US Army invaded Iran {from '868_petperson'}

"Third World War has begun http://{spammers make shittake mushrooms up}.com/"


Today's spam starts with a blockbuster subject. I'm informed that the 'US Army invaded Iran'.

To which I say, holy bat poop! Bat poop is guano. You know, if you didn't know.

Anyway, they then claim that the 'Third World War has begun'.

To which I say, amazing, incredible, triple bat poop! Did you know that bat poop is called guano?

You'd think something like this would be in the news somewhere. Even on one of those stations that act like they're news stations but which actually are factories for manufactured opinion wrapped in a low fat, low carb wannabe real news container.

Spammers eat guano.

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